World to End 9/10/08 - So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.

Well kids, the day we've all been waiting for is almost here. Yes, the end. Actually, it is the the beginning again... but it will end everything for us (or so the skeptics say) Here's how it's all going down. A cadre of evil European scientists are preparing to fire up the world's largest death ray particle accelerator near the underground volcano Switzerland-France border. Their plan is to ransom the earth for money recreate the conditions of the big bang. Rumor has it, the experiment will take six days... then they said they would have to give it a rest.

This $4 billion, 17-mile underground death ray collider has a magnet the size five jumbo jets. Their experiments are supposed to erase all the VHS tapes on earth recreate the state of the universe at the very beginning. Personally, I am very excited to see the doom of all patients with pacemakers if they discover the origins of mass.

Just in case the end is near, thank you for reading. I'll be lying on the floor with a bag over my head all day.